Essential Knowledge - or: what you had better know if you want to impress me - or: Because I said so is enough reason for you
George Bush is an idiot People who believe in creationism are retards War is never the answer The bible was written by humans - not by god God was invented College will open your mind - but not if it's clown college, beauty college, or Dunkin Donuts University Global warming is real Vegetarians are good people There's nothing wrong with homosexuality (so don't be mad when I call you a fag) Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer to ever have lived Art is essential to happiness Golf is not a game; it is a way of life Your socks ain't shit Dogs are better than cats by about a million degrees Tool rocks - you can agree or be wrong Knife throwing is an essential skill The WTC was brought down by the government using thermite under the direction of Dick(head) Cheny Conan the Barbarian was a great movie Strawberries are the most overrated fruit People who have never had real jobs are bereft of respect It is impossible to be "pro life" and "pro war" without bein