Rico Amore Presents

people were hip to life of riley - so fuckem those bastards can suck it i realize the irony of posting a personal diary on the muthafucking internet for the whole world to see but it was  - for the most part  - fucking anonymous not no mo so like i said - fuckem so dear reader - don't tell anyone about this you goddamm blabbermouths - what we do is secret (like that bad ass movie) it's not for everyone most people would be offended some of the people who would be offended (and therefore suk cox) include: white people - they ruin everything just ask the Sioux jews - hollywood sux big cox mexicans - not all mexicans - someone has to make burritos chakonkys - mostly awesome - some confusion about whether to read a book or steal it old people - i'm surprised they can even work the fucking internet young people - they too dumb to gets my humor n shit, fart, dick, balls fat people - they be all eatin all the time an thay keyboard be all greasy and sticky cuz all t

So you decided to get yo poke on  who you gonna poke? hmmmm so many choices Cowgirls? Yeehaw-yeah!  If Stetsons, Justin boots, and Wrangler butts drive you nuts, then welcome to paradise amigo. It only gets better when you start a little county line dancing or two-stepping with all the fine ladies from neighboring states. It’s called Reverse Cowgirl for a reason since these chicks are gonna be looking for a real man and by real I mean drives a truck, wears boots, chews, has a belt buckle the size of your face. If you’re sporting Armani, you’ll be bustin your mutton before you hook up with one of these heifers. “Wanna come over later and see my horse?” Gangsta girls? Por que no?  I gots my Dickies, my Locs, rollin in my ’64 and there might even be a tattoo on my neck – orale! For sure the Latina Nation will be in tha 719 and you better be ready for fun homie cuz these ladies will be lookin for someone to dance with, walk the Midway, win her teddy bears and buy her Budlite Limes

it has yet to be accepted but be on the lookout for BUTT CHILDREN ass butter is already there - I checked

momportunity

my word was accepted and will be published on urban dictionary - say hells fuck yeah momportunity

never thought loneliness would be this boring

i thought it would be funny but alas - too many of my "friends" are squares - not enough true ballas 1. This pudding is so good I'm gonna stick my dick in it 2. gonna try to make this crack last the weekend E. wants to try butt fingering 4. can't put up with this shit 5. goddammit 6. thinks your shirt would look better on my floor R. is too tipsy to work but too sober to put up with this shit >. aint payin for no handjob gaddammit   

i'm such a puss - i reactivated FB oh well

that's right fan, no more facebook. I had almost 260 friends but really none, so I said fuck it. I was tired of my right wing, jesus loving dick licking friends and for me to continue was a lesson in anger, so from now on it will be this here blog of the official TB website (which has no email set yet so really this is it, although you, dear fan, you already have my phone number and this is really no big deal. adios mutherfuckers

Yall some hateful bastards

Did anyone bother checking the official TB website?