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It was a magnificent day. The sun was obscured by clouds; the breeze was always at my back. I hit a few good drives, some decent irons, made some putts. Nothing too bad until the one shot that hit a wildebeest in the ass. He never saw it coming. "Just another day confined to a cage," Alex thought, I could be out getting som..." "OUCH!" he screamed out loud, "What the fu% was that? I just got shot in the ass with a gotdam golf ball." The other wildebeests just laughed.

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Hi, is this you? Good, I've been wanting to talk to you for a long time. So, how've you been? Well... Max is fine. The food started to leave him alone after a while. I guess it felt sorry for him, but he's still the black tornado. I guess the biggest news right now is my first losing night in league. Thus far, I was shooting an a amazing .778 I had one of those feelings before the match even started. It was the last night of Conferences at school, so I was already tired, hungry, and sorta' pissed. I show up late, wait, then lose to my first opponent. I went 2-3 for the night, but having only lost three times in twenty games - then losing three times in just a few hours, man it sucked. It wasn't just me, the team lost in the 1st game of the fifth set. But, it was fun. This one old dude was auto-freakin-matic, banks, combos, masses, safe shots - everything was perfect. The best part was that it started a four day weekend. I think some people don't know how mammoth