Rico Amore Presents

On the news that yet another priest had inappropriate contact with a child, I am forced to write about the hypocrites who claim moral high ground while they are philosophically bound to the criminals, creeps, and cretins who exploit children, ruin the environment, and destroy the last bastions of personal freedom in the name of conservative politics. The most awful part of this most unfunny joke is that the very people who should be raging to the defense of liberty are the same ones who tow the line for the new third Reich. People who are anti-union are at the height of being anti-American. All the dollars you spend at walmart might as well be spent on poison for the working class. Hours you spend on your ass in front of the TV are hours that keep the political power concentrated among a handful of families. Not caring about the vanishing of quality public education is tantamount to not caring about the past, present, or future, so long as you have your microwave, computer, and SUV. Th

My wife calls it Hobo Juice - she clearly is mistaken. It's Hobo Sauce, duh. Really, it is perfection in a glass; it is the warmth of Jesus and the grace of god; it is Love in liquid form and the delight of a thousand singing angels. It is red wine and coke. My old roomate turned me on to it when I lived in New York. Now most people are probably saying, "Eewww - gross," but that is to be expected from such small minds. One part coke to two parts red wine and ice if you want, then sit back and enjoy.

I'm back again - doin it to ya in yer eye holes - beeyatch! Here it is - get ready to steal my idea. Are you ready? I SAID GET FUCKING READY. Ok naw, here we go. First, take an ethnicity Then, add it to one of the following - a garden tool - a kitchen appliance - any common house hold item - there's more but this is good for now There you have it - the one that started it all was the Mexican Porch Swing, but now it has grown out of control - there's Cambodian Shoe Polish, the Scottish Coat Hanger , the Mongolian Bicycle Helmet, the Jamaican Ceiling Fan - ad naseum. For the social scientist in you - notice how the ethnicity changes the inherent quality of the item. For instance, anything Mexican sounds dirty or shoddy, anything German sounds mean, anything Norwegian or Swiss sounds useful and well designed. Jamaican things sound like drinks, Obscure things take on sexual connotation and some ethnicities are real items - take the Italian Cheese Grater - that shit cost me $35

People who actually label themselves " conservatives " need a punch in the throat. Sitting around the house, literally, because they're so fucking fat , watching NASCAR drivers waste gas by racing in a fucking circle, drinking Mountain Dew - or worse Busch - then complaining about Democrats is the direct cause of the demise of this great country. Cheering GW Bush on as he rapes the country and makes the world hate the US is not the way to secure our future. The part that makes me the most angry is that real issues are being ignored and trivial issues are being blown beyond reason. For instance - gay marriage; gays are tax payers, gays are tolerant of other people's views, gays don't kill a half million Iraqis; therefore, gays should get married all they want. Straight people get married and divorced as thoughtlessly as changing shoes - what's the BFD? Marriage is as about as sacred as using an ATM. Another false issue - Immigration . If you're against immi

Fuck is Old Dog New Crack Smoking Mexican Ballsweat Taster???????? Reveal yourself!