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Summer is here

That means it's time for some serious medical information. Do you suffer from SBS ? Millions do, you could be one of them! SBS , or Sweaty Ball Syndrome , affects many unsuspecting men every summer . As the temperature rises, so do the chances that YOU could get SBS . "Last year, I got SBS so bad I couldn't even walk," claims Tad Fresher, a local man employed as the photo-finish operator at the turtle races. What can be done? you're wondering. Not much - as it is, even in the cooler months, men are afflicted with SBS . With the rise in temperature, it's inevitable that more will suffer. "My balls sweat - period, day or night, hot weather be dammed, they frikkin sweat year-round" exclaimed Feelmi SacDuWrink , an exchange student finishing his undergrad in Digital Environmental Bio-fusion.

Technology experiment

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Colorado Wine County

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wine - duh! Did you know that a wooden barrel can cost $750! Now you do! See, it's educational. 1929 " Hoopie " Pretty freakin sweet - the ride is a little bumpy - you should hear the horn, the old wraaaaaawraaaa style. My dream home. It has a hint of burnt toast, slight tones of dusty mushroom, and a cherry-tobacco finish. Black Canyon with cool clouds. This drive was simply gorgeous the whole way. I could see why so many people move here. Merlot grapes - that's pronounced MerhLott for you fancy oneophiles.

From sneaky to scary

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aaagh - even looking at it on the 'pueter is freakin me out. This lucky (Lucky I'm too skeard to smash his ass) shit lives in my garage. I don't know if these pictures really do his enormous body justice as this spider is at least 6 inches and weighs a few pounds! Normally I don't mind spiders. I lived in a basement apartment once and I always woke up with spider bites - I was beginning to feel that I was one of them. Spidermanish. Anyway, spiders don't usually freak me out - but this fukin' spider is seriously makin' me shiver! What doth thou thinkus?

Is it me

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Or when you put eye-tunes on shuffle it always plays the Beatles? I think there is some schneaky shit goin on - you know the whole apple/Apple/Apple co-nxtion.

It's not sane (Hoon)

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