Rico Amore Presents

because i needs to take add-vantage of not writing in poetic form - i hope you remember Bug cuz u wr all effed up drinking jager bombs an shit that shit was fun though fuckin a - you not a true balla unless you drink a drank that ends in BOMB!

CAMINO Holey Crapp This is like the very best browser i dun ever seen. fuck I was surfing for some shit like cashmere fucking socks and i found this speed site that rated browsers and i was all like fuck what the fuck is camino so i downloaded that shit cuz it was the fastest an shit - i thought that would bee obvious as to why i dl'ed but w@erv some people are strait dumbasses anywy so now i have camino and it is pure bomb and you know what? fucking that speed site was right this bitch loads pages like all kinds fast an shit dammmmm yo not a true balla unless you gots CAMINO!!!!

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That's right  I said Reviews, not just one but many, many many reviews. First The Piece of Shit Movie that is  Pineapple Express Holy crap, this is what passes for ganja movie these days? Absolute Crap from start to finish. Let's go over a checklist of movie components: Acting: Crap Dialogue: Crap Plot: Crap Setting, DVD Cover Art, Cinematography, Run Time, Premise, Devices, Characterization, Credits: Crap, Crap, Crap, Crappitycrapcrap!  To think the once great genre pioneered by Cheech and Chong is reduced to PnaplExprs. Even How High was better and that movie sucked. With similar qualities to a Doritos' commercial, this uninspired travesty of a movie failed at even the most basic elements of a stoner movie.  I give PnAplXrps 3 limp Donkey Dick sangwitches  Then I watched  Iron Man Ok for a Marvel flick - I never really liked RD Jr. but he was ok in this - I think he was better in A Scanner Darkly but whatever. Jeff what's his name is really good as the traitor. I give

whats the sitches bitches? i can tell you right now that i didnt plan on being on that shit but after the millionth person told me that i was missing out on keeping in touch with all kinds of people i had almost forgotten about i figured what the whom and bit the big one and so now i am in the process of  friend shopping that's right - you read it here first bitches friend shopping is a term for shopping for people i want to be friends with and not adding people that i know but dont care to be friends with so i shop for the people who are still barely my friends but i figured that it wouldnt hurt to add some people i know to see if there was anything going on or whatever - so if you know me and want to FB friend me then fucking go for it and much like my old MySpace page it will go the way of the white buffalo  

BACON

And I just can't hide it - I'm about to lose my shit and I think it's great that Palin can go back to her hole and continue being a bad parent. Ok - no negativity -  I am so relieved that Obama won. I have a renewed faith in America. I cried tears of joy when I realized that there would be no more Bush. A new day dawns on the home of the brave. I am no longer mad at the thought that there is nothing I can do about the fact that Bush ran the country into the ground, because now, now there's hope. Please start petitioning that Bush and Cheney be convicted of war crimes - One Million dead Iraqis should be enough to convict the modern Hitler.