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longingly
the final flake falls softly like an umlaut in a language other than German four frozen fingers search with their boon companion, the thumb, for a lost key to the door in your mind that's been locked for a thousand years filled with red-eyed, white rabbits the size of hair salons under this blanket of white we are all doomed to happiness we are all blessed with anguish
Words You Can't Say in a High School Class
Balls Nuts Moist Shaft Hairy Crack Duty Throb Wack Crank Wiggle Post comments on any words I left off the list. There you go - never say these words unless you want a wave of giggles- even though I laugh as I look at them now.
Top Ten Ways To Celebrate
Day of the Ninja! 10. Watch TV in someone else's underwear. 9. Hide behind curtains and call the dog - try not to laugh as dog looks confused. 8. Throw a pencil a someone while saying, "waaa-pooooow!" 7. Tap someone on the right shoulder while standing on the left. 6. Use the ol' "Did you see what I did to my elbow?" trick. 5. Jump down at least 5 stairs. 4. 3. That's how ninja 4 was - you couldn't even see it! 2. Kick James Bond's ass. 1. Stab a pirate.
take time to make time
trying too hard will show up as red spots not trying at all and the page remains blank my thoughts stage a mutiny stranding me hopeless and alone interpreting the effort becomes easy after the first twenty years you can make out the black and blue lines against a white background slants, angles and curves come together to form messages that, again, take years to interpret