Rico Amore Presents

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First - dang some of that shit is pretty cool, there is no way I would jump from the super high dive (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called).  Second, some of that shit needs to be considered a hobby, not an Olympic sport. Seriously, I love badmiton as much as anyone, and I know the birdie flies more than 120 mph, but that shit is a game people play in backyards at birthdays and bbq's.  Also, fuck fencing as a sport. It's not much more of a sport than freeze tag. So, now we have. Riley's improvements to the Olympics. First, that shit is too long. I'm saying cut it back to a long weekend tops. Second, new sports - for example. The Grocery Bag Carry - back in my NYC days, I would never buy groceries, not because I didn't want to eat, but because I live at the top of a five story walk up. So the sport is a competitor has to jump down five flights of stairs, sprint to the store (we'll say three blocks) sprint back with at least six full bags of heavy s

Now this takes a second longer because you first need to bash your own head in with an iron skillet before you can like this movie. Lars and the Real sumthin sumthin. What a boring piece of shit - as if an entire town would do something like that for some nerd who "works" in a cubicle. I know I need to suspend my believeitude or some shit, but fuck. That word sums it up, fuck . Like, "Fuck, I just watched this crap." Or, "Fuck, what a gay ass movie." And, "Fuck that shit."