fucking face book

whats the sitches bitches?
i can tell you right now that i didnt plan on being on that shit but after the millionth person told me that i was missing out on keeping in touch with all kinds of people i had almost forgotten about i figured what the whom and bit the big one and so now i am in the process of 
friend shopping
that's right - you read it here first bitches
friend shopping is a term for
shopping for people i want to be friends with and not adding people that i know but dont care to be friends with so i shop for the people who are still barely my friends but i figured that it wouldnt hurt to add some people i know to see if there was anything going on or whatever - so if you know me and want to FB friend me then fucking go for it and much like my old MySpace page it will go the way of the white buffalo  

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  1. BugNovember 21, 2008 at 9:41 PM

    Friendshopping sucks on myspace anyway. All the buffalo roam on facebook now.

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