Summer is here
That means it's time for some serious medical information.
Do you suffer from SBS?
Millions do, you could be one of them!
SBS, or Sweaty Ball Syndrome, affects many unsuspecting men every summer. As the temperature rises, so do the chances that YOU could get SBS.
"Last year, I got SBS so bad I couldn't even walk," claims Tad Fresher, a local man employed as the photo-finish operator at the turtle races.
What can be done? you're wondering.
Not much - as it is, even in the cooler months, men are afflicted with SBS. With the rise in temperature, it's inevitable that more will suffer.
"My balls sweat - period, day or night, hot weather be dammed, they frikkin sweat year-round" exclaimed Feelmi SacDuWrink, an exchange student finishing his undergrad in Digital Environmental Bio-fusion.
Do you suffer from SBS?
Millions do, you could be one of them!
SBS, or Sweaty Ball Syndrome, affects many unsuspecting men every summer. As the temperature rises, so do the chances that YOU could get SBS.
"Last year, I got SBS so bad I couldn't even walk," claims Tad Fresher, a local man employed as the photo-finish operator at the turtle races.
What can be done? you're wondering.
Not much - as it is, even in the cooler months, men are afflicted with SBS. With the rise in temperature, it's inevitable that more will suffer.
"My balls sweat - period, day or night, hot weather be dammed, they frikkin sweat year-round" exclaimed Feelmi SacDuWrink, an exchange student finishing his undergrad in Digital Environmental Bio-fusion.
SBS? Until you have boobies that dangle precariously between sexxxxxy and freakishly dampened, you know nothing. You have baggy Goddamn man-shorts to disguise your issues. Cry baby.
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