Hello

Hi, is this you? Good, I've been wanting to talk to you for a long time. So, how've you been? Well...


Max is fine. The food started to leave him alone after a while. I guess it felt sorry for him, but he's still the black tornado.


I guess the biggest news right now is my first losing night in league. Thus far, I was shooting an a amazing .778
I had one of those feelings before the match even started. It was the last night of Conferences at school, so I was already tired, hungry, and sorta' pissed. I show up late, wait, then lose to my first opponent. I went 2-3 for the night, but having only lost three times in twenty games - then losing three times in just a few hours, man it sucked.
It wasn't just me, the team lost in the 1st game of the fifth set. But, it was fun. This one old dude was auto-freakin-matic, banks, combos, masses, safe shots - everything was perfect.
The best part was that it started a four day weekend. I think some people don't know how mammothly difficult it is teaching.
Wrestling alligators, seeing
toothy brilliance flashing across my face
Others are Pinned or at least passive. Few are
kind and caring. Most would rather eat you than learn


The cold weather is here. It is still warm for a few hours in the middle of the day, but the chill is there boy, biting your nipples. Anyway, is how I finally managed to have some time to write this..., I mean, do this damn thing - ya heard!

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  1. mortgage loanDecember 25, 2005 at 5:33 PM

    like tumbler and tipsy days hopefully we will remain in high spirits. well, good day

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