too many

people were hip to life of riley - so fuckem
those bastards can suck it
i realize the irony of posting a personal diary on the muthafucking internet for the whole world to see
but it was  - for the most part  - fucking anonymous
not no mo
so like i said - fuckem
so dear reader - don't tell anyone about this you goddamm blabbermouths - what we do is secret (like that bad ass movie)
it's not for everyone
most people would be offended
some of the people who would be offended (and therefore suk cox) include:
white people - they ruin everything just ask the Sioux
jews - hollywood sux big cox
mexicans - not all mexicans - someone has to make burritos
chakonkys - mostly awesome - some confusion about whether to read a book or steal it
old people - i'm surprised they can even work the fucking internet
young people - they too dumb to gets my humor n shit, fart, dick, balls
fat people - they be all eatin all the time an thay keyboard be all greasy and sticky cuz all thay be doin is eating and shit thay prolly don't even fit behind a computer lol n thay fingers too fat to type
vegetarians - o fuck no
vegans - i'm surprised they're not drinking their own piss, fucking losers "If I could fuck a tree I would"
non-pot smokers - srsly? lighten up and stop being such a whiney beeyatch all the goddamm time
non-drinkers - "When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day" C. Bukowski
fags - well ok not fags, in between felching and crying at the end of Dirty Dancing - no one puts Baby in the corner - they are a pretty decent lot
people who tell other people about this blog - Hillbug n Flint is ok, n Nip, n Ad, but that's it fuckers

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  1. BugJuly 19, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    <3

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  2. flintAugust 29, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    UR STILL GAY

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    Not sure if you realize that I can and possibly will use the fancy little facebook button at the bottom of the post to share this post wit tha world if you don't update. I know you're thinking to yourself O fuck no but it's true. Not updating sux cox

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