Max Learns to Talk
It was so hot today - it was so hot today that I threw a ball in the yard and told Max, "go get it," and he looked and me and said, "F that crap," and went inside.
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That's right - I saw The Lips!
This past Saturday the sounds and sights of the Flaming Lips surrounded me. Waves of energy penetrated my ear holes and now I can say, "I"ve seen The Lips." Fuck Yeah - I was so sweet. The best venue, Red Rocks , was rockin' out to an awesome show that had Wayne in a giant bubble that went into the crowd, a dozen people dressed as Santa, a dozen people dressed as elves with martian masks on, all their roadies were dressed as super heros (the Flash, Thor, Wonder Woman, Captian America, and some other dude) - and as if it couldn't get any better... the last song of the night was War Pigs !!! Fuck, I just can't say fuck enough. And now - for the greatest saying "Fuck" moment yet - Get ready... OK... Are you ready... Sure now... I am going to see Tool in Fucking Las Fucking Vegas Oh Fuck Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!! That's right fools - the most humble chiconky in Colorado is going to Vegas to get my Tool on. In yo' face, bee-yatch!
