That's right - I saw The Lips!

This past Saturday the sounds and sights of the Flaming Lips surrounded me. Waves of energy penetrated my ear holes and now I can say, "I"ve seen The Lips."

Fuck Yeah - I was so sweet. The best venue, Red Rocks, was rockin' out to an awesome show that had Wayne in a giant bubble that went into the crowd, a dozen people dressed as Santa, a dozen people dressed as elves with martian masks on, all their roadies were dressed as super heros (the Flash, Thor, Wonder Woman, Captian America, and some other dude) - and as if it couldn't get any better...

the last song of the night was War Pigs!!!

Fuck, I just can't say fuck enough.

And now - for the greatest saying "Fuck" moment yet -

Get ready...

OK...

Are you ready...

Sure now...

I

am

going

to

see

Tool

in

Fucking

Las Fucking Vegas

Oh Fuck Yes,

yes,

yes,

yes!!!!

That's right fools - the most humble chiconky in Colorado is going to Vegas to get my Tool on.

In yo' face, bee-yatch!

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