Rico Amore Presents

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First - dang some of that shit is pretty cool, there is no way I would jump from the super high dive (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called).  Second, some of that shit needs to be considered a hobby, not an Olympic sport. Seriously, I love badmiton as much as anyone, and I know the birdie flies more than 120 mph, but that shit is a game people play in backyards at birthdays and bbq's.  Also, fuck fencing as a sport. It's not much more of a sport than freeze tag. So, now we have. Riley's improvements to the Olympics. First, that shit is too long. I'm saying cut it back to a long weekend tops. Second, new sports - for example. The Grocery Bag Carry - back in my NYC days, I would never buy groceries, not because I didn't want to eat, but because I live at the top of a five story walk up. So the sport is a competitor has to jump down five flights of stairs, sprint to the store (we'll say three blocks) sprint back with at least six full bags of heavy s...

Now this takes a second longer because you first need to bash your own head in with an iron skillet before you can like this movie. Lars and the Real sumthin sumthin. What a boring piece of shit - as if an entire town would do something like that for some nerd who "works" in a cubicle. I know I need to suspend my believeitude or some shit, but fuck. That word sums it up, fuck . Like, "Fuck, I just watched this crap." Or, "Fuck, what a gay ass movie." And, "Fuck that shit."