The Next Big Thang
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(sorry faithful reader, but I wanna cover my ass since this really is going to be big)
OK
Get Comfy
Stay with me,
you go see a show
- it's been hyped.
The musicians appear.
Lights, smoke machine, amps, mics, and the crowd are getting ready. "Check, check, one-two, one-two - ok more in the right monitor - check - ok" Then the guitar starts, tweeern, tweern, tweeeeeen - twaangg - "Ok," the guitarist mutters. Now the drums, then the beginning of one song, then some poetry-slam style freeform, then back to "check one-two."
Fucking sweet right?
That's the concept behind my new band: SoundCheck!
At the end we play one song all the way to just before the end and say "Thank you, goodnight," and start packing up.
The best part is we're going to film it and use the footage to make a movie about the band but the movie will be like the "making of" the movie itself - we'll show deleted scenes with commentary from the directors and actors and shit but the actual movie won't be shown - it's going to be called "Outtakes: the Movie Behind SoundCheck; a revealing expose into the struggling minds marred by genius, but shrouded in the misery of the plight of humanity"
Just remember, You Read It Here First!
(sorry faithful reader, but I wanna cover my ass since this really is going to be big)
OK
Get Comfy
Stay with me,
you go see a show
- it's been hyped.
The musicians appear.
Lights, smoke machine, amps, mics, and the crowd are getting ready. "Check, check, one-two, one-two - ok more in the right monitor - check - ok" Then the guitar starts, tweeern, tweern, tweeeeeen - twaangg - "Ok," the guitarist mutters. Now the drums, then the beginning of one song, then some poetry-slam style freeform, then back to "check one-two."
Fucking sweet right?
That's the concept behind my new band: SoundCheck!
At the end we play one song all the way to just before the end and say "Thank you, goodnight," and start packing up.
The best part is we're going to film it and use the footage to make a movie about the band but the movie will be like the "making of" the movie itself - we'll show deleted scenes with commentary from the directors and actors and shit but the actual movie won't be shown - it's going to be called "Outtakes: the Movie Behind SoundCheck; a revealing expose into the struggling minds marred by genius, but shrouded in the misery of the plight of humanity"
Just remember, You Read It Here First!
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