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Have you ever seen the E True Hollywood Story about the lottery winners? It's called the Curse of the Lottery - you can probably guess the story, a redneck wins a million dollars and spends it all at Hooters in one night, leaving the waitress a hundred thou for a tip. Or the goody goody christian who wins and moves to Vegas to live with his porn star girlfriend then overdoses on meth while being whipped by midgets on a pile of thousand dollar bills the whole time listening to Gregorian chants played backwards. Then there's the girl who hits the big one, leaves her husband and ten kids, moves to Mexico, gets swindled out of her money by her pool boy's mafia brother and has to sell her self on the streets of Chihuahua and ends up drowning in a puddle of vomit. So now that you have that image - let me tell you what I would do if'n I won the lotto! I would never wear the same socks or underwear more than once. I would start my own basketball team with the requirement that y...