Update on SWANG

actually - (any motherfuker who starts out saying "actually" is a pompus ass. you just know that what's coming next is some long winded line of bullshit that some douche bag searched on the internet and then tried to pretend that they fuking knew it the whole time like "actually, the longest continously flowing river in Austrailia is the Murray" - or some fucking nonsense like that. what kind of loser would be so desperate to impress people with their superficial knowledge as to start out with "actually" I mean - what a pathetic wad of crap - what? do they live their whole lives just to sound smart? are they just waiting for that ONE opportunity to bore the shit out of someone the next time they hear a conversation about quantum physics so they can throw in some shit about "heidegger's cat, and how quantum fuzziness is like a cup of coffee with the cup sitting empty and the coffee in liquid form floating just outside the cup but that the real dilemma is with schrodinger's cat" Really how fuking weak is that??? It is proabably the same person who can't spell for shit but some how manages to put obscure links to inane crap they found while surfing the internet - I have this to say to that kind of sick fuck - "get over yourself you bastard!")

ok where was I?
oh yeah - it's an obsolete imperative usage of "swing"

Comments

  1. BugOctober 27, 2007 at 11:40 AM

    My life is complete. Thank you, Baron.

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  2. Altered EgoistNovember 7, 2007 at 4:00 PM

    Actually... It really burns me up when people don't capitalize the first word in a sentence.

    ReplyDelete

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