Now is where (or "when" you picky fuckers) I go on and on about how the summer flew by and I didn't do shit. Those of you who have to work all the time - otherwise known as chumps - will give me no quarter but who cares? I mean whom cares? Ok, so I did some writing, not just for this piece of shit blog, but for a legit paper that those cool kids know about and read and love and... But other than play in the city tourney, and teach a creative writing class, work a wine festival in Paonia , spank it, and invent the internet, I didn't do shit. Not that I didn't want to be more productive, but I feel that the Earth's gravitational pull is especially strong in my ass. In fact, right now I have a team of scientists studying the phenomena. They are calling it " Culo Magnetico " - (yes they're Mexican scientists, you fucking racists). Sure, I discussed the coming armageddon, but seriously, who didn't? So I know you're all on the edge of you ...
I don't really inderstand what you're going for here. i'll try to indertake the contemplation when I'm not uniebriated.
ReplyDeleteWell, that won't happen anytime soon, I'm sure. Inless they're out of Red Stripe, which would be inacceptable. Hey, is that an unchworm up there?
ReplyDeleteIt's inusual for for you to post something so unane... Not!
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