Rico Amore Presents

people were hip to life of riley - so fuckem those bastards can suck it i realize the irony of posting a personal diary on the muthafucking internet for the whole world to see but it was  - for the most part  - fucking anonymous not no mo so like i said - fuckem so dear reader - don't tell anyone about this you goddamm blabbermouths - what we do is secret (like that bad ass movie) it's not for everyone most people would be offended some of the people who would be offended (and therefore suk cox) include: white people - they ruin everything just ask the Sioux jews - hollywood sux big cox mexicans - not all mexicans - someone has to make burritos chakonkys - mostly awesome - some confusion about whether to read a book or steal it old people - i'm surprised they can even work the fucking internet young people - they too dumb to gets my humor n shit, fart, dick, balls fat people - they be all eatin all the time an thay keyboard be all greasy and sticky cuz all t...

So you decided to get yo poke on  who you gonna poke? hmmmm so many choices Cowgirls? Yeehaw-yeah!  If Stetsons, Justin boots, and Wrangler butts drive you nuts, then welcome to paradise amigo. It only gets better when you start a little county line dancing or two-stepping with all the fine ladies from neighboring states. It’s called Reverse Cowgirl for a reason since these chicks are gonna be looking for a real man and by real I mean drives a truck, wears boots, chews, has a belt buckle the size of your face. If you’re sporting Armani, you’ll be bustin your mutton before you hook up with one of these heifers. “Wanna come over later and see my horse?” Gangsta girls? Por que no?  I gots my Dickies, my Locs, rollin in my ’64 and there might even be a tattoo on my neck – orale! For sure the Latina Nation will be in tha 719 and you better be ready for fun homie cuz these ladies will be lookin for someone to dance with, walk the Midway, win her teddy bears and buy her ...