Dear Dummkopfs or why I wouldn't recommend a BMW

Dear Dummkopfs,
Why did you make a passenger side mirror that tilts down when in reverse?
This may be the worst feature in what I assure you is a long, long list. So when I try to back into a spot and use the mirrors, I can only see what the ground looks like and not the spot in to which I am trying to get.
Perhaps too many miles biking around Bavaria. A cigarette and some sausage made a compound that caused this lapse in thought. Some street pretzel found its way to disrupt the engineer long enough to make what may be the biggest blunder in automotive history?
Whatever the reason may be, the consternation it has caused is already more than what a human should bear.
Sincerely,
Rico 

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