At a point in the near future kids will grow up without knowing what a real tree looks like.
One day a man will have an advertisement on the moon.
Today I picked a flower and got arrested.

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  1. sauravSeptember 30, 2005 at 4:32 PM

    beautiful picture....

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2005 at 4:13 PM

    You sound awfully melancholy these days Riley. Go golfing or something.

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