Golf!


Here is my homeboy Mart. He barely missed the bunker! We played PJ yesterday and it was friggin cold! Sing the "Shit, Fuck, Brrr" song to the tune of "Three blind mice" and you'll have an idea of how cold it was. The high - if you can call it that - got to a whopping 32 degrees. At one point in the round I couldn't feel my chin.


This photo is clearly from a different day.


Anyway, we were almost attacked by a flock of geese and had to play our last hole in total darkness. It was still fun. What? Oh, I shot a 47 swinging in a heavy winter coat. The week before I shot an amazing 36 with only slightly better conditions. I love Colorado golf in November!

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