I'm back again - doin it to ya in yer eye holes - beeyatch! Here it is - get ready to steal my idea. Are you ready? I SAID GET FUCKING READY. Ok naw, here we go. First, take an ethnicity Then, add it to one of the following - a garden tool - a kitchen appliance - any common house hold item - there's more but this is good for now There you have it - the one that started it all was the Mexican Porch Swing, but now it has grown out of control - there's Cambodian Shoe Polish, the Scottish Coat Hanger , the Mongolian Bicycle Helmet, the Jamaican Ceiling Fan - ad naseum. For the social scientist in you - notice how the ethnicity changes the inherent quality of the item. For instance, anything Mexican sounds dirty or shoddy, anything German sounds mean, anything Norwegian or Swiss sounds useful and well designed. Jamaican things sound like drinks, Obscure things take on sexual connotation and some ethnicities are real items - take the Italian Cheese Grater - that shit cost me $35 ...
Well, actually, I've been really busy lately. First I got some stitches, and then I got them taken out, and then I got told I don't have cancer, but I have atypia, which might lead to cancer, so it's good my mole is gone, and then I slept in and missed class, and then I had some coffee, and then I watched some tv, and then I left a bunch of comments on a blog, and then I did some other stuff. It was pretty important stuff. And also I did something special, about which I will not elaborate, for the love of all things sacred. That's what's up. Thanks for asking.
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