Things I Might

Say to you if we lived together.
  1. I "accidentally" peed on your toothbrush
  2. What cake?
  3. I didn't think it was that dirty
  4. I'll do it later
  5. No, you're welcome
  6. Come on, just the tip
  7. What, oh - just kidding about the "tip" bit
  8. Let me check my schedule, um, NO
  9. I feel like some muthfukin Taco-Bell
  10. You didn't know I was a nudist?

Comments

  1. BugFebruary 26, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    And I would say, thanks for at least warning me that you peed on my toothbrush. That's awfully kind and thoughtful of you. Now let's go get some muthafuckin tacos. Oh yah.

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  2. Altered EgoistMarch 31, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    1. That's okay, I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet.
    2. The cake I made from shit and vomit to send to Hillary C.
    3. Neither did I.
    4. Do what? I'm stoned I forgot what you were talking about...
    5. No no really... Thank YOU!
    6. Alright I'll get my knife.
    7. Okay I'll get my tweezers!
    8. Ya want a beer?
    9. Damn spanky!!!
    10. I did... It's still an infortunate thing to have to see.

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