Dear Diary

today was ok
I'm still kinda hurt - in my feelings - I'm a pretty sensitive guy for being only 26 y.o.!!!
But what ever
I guess my problem is that I love too much
saturday i had a DD so i got loaded
fuck
i let out a 
yeah baby
i don't think the world is ready for it yet
also as Flint mentioned
i have achieved true balla status
that's right
i gots me a muthafuckin DVD playa
in my muthafukin pimpmobile
so nows i can watch some shizz while i'm leaned back
dodging the 
muthafukin 50
rollin up on tha spot with my homies
you know 


the usual



so anyway
i think that i gots a new
THEME
some fuckin
gangsta shit
it's every post
has
to be in

gansta

diary 

entry

form - so from now on
all my hoes
n
all my bros
gots to be in on this shizz
for real so i don't have to stab a mutha fucker
PEACE

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