A lot has been written about the battle between Macs and PC - everyone has seen the stupid commercials that prey upon t he wannbe hipster who wished they were a graphic designer or some other rock star type job , meanwhile portraying the PC as a stodgy old fucker who is clearly out of touch and a McCain/Palin supporter-douch bag. So here you go people - Macs Suck Big Donkey Balls You heard me Macs Suck They suck as hard as a drunk prom date they suck at everything I know from first hand experience. I have three PC laptops (don't ask why I have three - one Toshiba, one HP and one Dell all of them Windows based from Windows 98 to Vista all of them at least $400 cheaper than a Mac equivalent) I have also had a mac book pearl and now am the sorry fucking owner of a $1200 piece of shit iMac. The programs I download and install aren't there when I restart the thing - it won't burn a CD without creating two or three CD drink coasters first. It freezes when it runs into something ...
Day of the Ninja! 10. Watch TV in someone else's underwear. 9. Hide behind curtains and call the dog - try not to laugh as dog looks confused. 8. Throw a pencil a someone while saying, "waaa-pooooow!" 7. Tap someone on the right shoulder while standing on the left. 6. Use the ol' "Did you see what I did to my elbow?" trick. 5. Jump down at least 5 stairs. 4. 3. That's how ninja 4 was - you couldn't even see it! 2. Kick James Bond's ass. 1. Stab a pirate.
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ReplyDeleteGood thing you picked a joke that never gets old, otherwise I'd be irritated at seeing that same goddamn post day after day.
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