They were high at the time - and it was a REALLY GOOD tortilla

*****REAL STORY from my beloved home town**********
Tortilla spat lands woman in jail
A family disagreement over who ate the last tortilla in the house landed a Pueblo woman in jail on Tuesday.
Police responded to the 1300 block of East Evans Avenue at 4:25 p.m. after getting a report of a woman yelling for help there, according to a report by Pueblo police officer Nick Martinez.
When officers arrived, they discovered that an 18-year-old woman and her 49-year-old aunt had calmed down since the disturbance. They both admitted they had been in a physical altercation “over taking the last tortilla.”
The 18-year-old was wanted on an unrelated warrant. When police said she was under arrest, she had a panic attack. She was taken by ambulance to St. Mary-Corwin Medical Center, where she was treated and released into police custody.
Neither woman wanted to pursue charges against the other over the incident.

*****doesn't everyone have a warrant out for their arrest? Damn Patriot Act!************

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