Directions to the Road to Happiness

Dear Almost Sole Reader ,

I would consider that directions are only mildly helpful since one's true happiness is a place that others wouldn't care for very much. But, there are a few things that can help you get started in the right direction. Also, when I started this post I was much happier. What happened? I don't know but there are a few leads I'll be following and keep you updated.

Anyway. For starters, I would keep a list of things and people you like and who make you smile - you don't need to do anything with the list, just make it and keep it somewhere.

Next, make a list of all the things/people who get in the way of happiness. Take that list and burn it.

If this doesn't work go out and buy some shoes.

Hope this helps,
D

Comments

  1. BugMay 6, 2008 at 8:08 PM

    You seem to have confused me with someone who enjoys shoe shopping. Nonetheless, I may consider acting on your suggestions.

    PS. The new iMac just came out, but MacBooks are portable I'm just saying.

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  2. BugMay 6, 2008 at 8:10 PM

    Oh, and PPS. I could use a beer and a lecture on deconstructionism. You can hang on to your cock (no pun intended) and golfing.

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