Now

Now that I have paid off all of my credit card debt (thanks kt) I'll soon be adding to my zero balance. I won't go into great detail (surprised? I didn't think so) but it all adds up to the tune of 2large. Fuck it - just "get drunk and charge it" as my trusted advisers told me. So anyway - just thought I would give my two readers a glimpse into the financial future.
On the bright side, I bought Visa at 55 and today's midday number was 71 - fuck yeah!
Anything else? The end of the school year is fast approaching. I know many of the two of you are wondering what I'll be up to for 7 weeks, so I'll close with a list of possibilities.
1. golfing
2. drinking
3. shooting pool
4. rocking out with my cock out
5. listening to TOOL
6. did I mention golfing?
7. preparing to empower future generations
8. reading up on some obscure topic so I can sound smart at parties
9. having parties and forcing people to listen to some shit about how it is impossible to define deconstructionism because of the inherent nature of deconstructionism.
10. did I mention drinking?

Comments

  1. BugApril 23, 2008 at 8:31 PM

    You make me so proud.

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  2. BugApril 24, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    PS. Can you tell me where that road to happiness starts? Or at least a good intersection? I seem to have lost my way.

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  3. BugApril 24, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    On the dark side, I think I have to cash out my DLX retirement fund... it can only do as well as its soul-depleted sales reps can convince people that Visa is lamer than paper checks. "Oh she hates everything." --MGM

    bzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  4. BugMay 6, 2008 at 2:50 PM

    New post please. Reveal the mystery!

    ReplyDelete

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