Better than hobo juice?

Faithful readers will remember my beloved Hobo Juice. It is a legitimate drink called a Calimocho, (very popular in Spain and parts of S. America) which is a mixed drink of red wine and Coke or diet Coke, on ice, in a tumbler. Freaking YUM! 

Anyway, the next big thing in mixology, maybe the next big thing in the history of all things that are vital to the universe, maybe the single greatest gift to humanity, or at least in the top five is a new drink very similar to a Brass Monkey (malt liquor with a splash of orange juice) is the ghetto mimosa, or the rattlesnake, or POR, or just an Orange Ribbon.

That's right. PBR and orange juice!

Ta Da.

It is sofa king good. You really can't beat it for a refreshing summer time trip to heaven.

In a pint glass, pour >2 oz. of orange juice and top off with an ice-cold can of PBR and enjoy.

I am "officially" naming this drink an ORANGE RIBBON (trademark, patent pending). 

So, the next time you go to a bar, say "I'll have an Orange Ribbon." The bartender will say, "Oh you must know Riley, the coolest, yet most modest, motherfucker who invented the internet and popularized Hobo Juice in North America?" To which you can say, "Just give me my fucking Orange Ribbon, loser!"

Enjoy!
 

Comments

  1. BugJuly 17, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    I thought it was hobo sauce. I am so confused.

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  2. meeesterJuly 17, 2008 at 10:38 PM

    juice is the new sauce

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  3. BugJuly 19, 2008 at 8:58 AM

    Well, Meeester, Riley once said that his wife was very much mistaken in calling it juice. I had not been apprised of the evolution of his demotic.

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