Now is where (or "when" you picky fuckers) I go on and on about how the summer flew by and I didn't do shit. Those of you who have to work all the time - otherwise known as chumps - will give me no quarter but who cares? I mean whom cares? Ok, so I did some writing, not just for this piece of shit blog, but for a legit paper that those cool kids know about and read and love and... But other than play in the city tourney, and teach a creative writing class, work a wine festival in Paonia , spank it, and invent the internet, I didn't do shit. Not that I didn't want to be more productive, but I feel that the Earth's gravitational pull is especially strong in my ass. In fact, right now I have a team of scientists studying the phenomena. They are calling it " Culo Magnetico " - (yes they're Mexican scientists, you fucking racists). Sure, I discussed the coming armageddon, but seriously, who didn't? So I know you're all on the edge of you ...
Cool. You woulda got all sick, maybe, if you came up here, because I got all sick for 2 days afterward, and had a fever, so it wasn't even a hangover sick but a real sick, and you mighta caught it, and you can't really catch hangovers unless you get theoretical about 'em, and then you're all Boulder an' shit.
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