BARF

Ok reader, 
you know that I am usually not offensive at all - I hate people who offend me, 
and I am never opinionated - say what you want, that's just my opinion,  
but I am going out on a limb here to be political. 

Now my politesse in never in question, 
and my politic behavior is cromulent, 
but I have to go off on 
ALL THESE FUCKING RACISTS WHO 
SUPPORT MCCAIN JUST BECAUSE 
HIS OPPONENT IS ALMOST BLACK.

I ask you, Palin supporters, 
just how fucking retarded are you? 
Because my retard-o-meter exploded 
when she opens her goddamned racist mouth.
The worst is that I think McCain is A-OK, 
but compared to Obama, he is political dog shit. 

The racism is rampant in McCain supporters. 
Just ask any single one of them to explain ANY of his policies in ANY amount of detail and give ANY reason why it is better than Obama's. 
Do it! 
Fucking do it now. 
See. 
Not one can tell you shit about a McCain policy.

Republicans are proud of their ignorance. 
This is why it is impossible to argue with them. 
They relish in their tabula rasa of politics, 
the environment, 
foreign relations, 
even basic grammar,
geography, 
science 
ESPECIALLY science, 
and most of all rhetoric. 

DRILL BABY DRILL!

So here is my plan. 
Use the same lies and false reasoning to support the ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE - OBAMA!

1. McCain worships the devil and is actually more than 100 years old. He uses devil magic keeps his skin attached and hides his horns.
2. Palin only has 4 kids the other DS baby is her daughter's first kid. (This is actually true - ask for medical records)
3. A vote for McCain is a vote for the devil.
4. If you don't like Obama, you must be a terrorist.
5. Palin vows to force all women aged 12-29 to have at least 5 kids, unless one of those kids is gay, then they will be ground up into food for the other kids. 

IT IS UNAMERICAN TO DISAGREE WITH ME!


Comments

  1. Until you explained the devil magic, I thought you were full of shit.

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