Guess who I just interviewed!
Amy Tan - you know, the author? Joy Luck Club? hello?
Anyway it was cool as shit - shit in Antarctica bitches.
For the full interview read PULP or some shit
One of my best rounds ever!
Hi there homos, (sapiens) I am here to tell you about one of my greatest rounds of golf ever. It all started on Monday morning. I was up early in anticipation. I knew I needed to be sharp and commit to my primary objective - be a good coach to the team. Getting the team to the course on time and in one piece was top priority. The weather was cooperative in the morning. Over the Eastern plain, the sun rose with a fiery orange glow. Under foot, the grass was crisp and dry, but it still had enough green in it to play well and not give too tight of a lie in the fairway. We had a great warm up and were feeling relaxed before the start of the tourney. Once the girls were off, the coaches got to their tee boxes and teed off. I began on #14, a short par three reaching 166 yards guarded by bunkers on the right. A pulled eight iron put me on the left side facing a lengthy birdie putt. Leaving my first putt woefully short, my second broke hard right and I three jacked my way to bogey. Same for th...
WHOM fucking fuck this shit is so lame when you go on about all your supposably and then you're all my grammar is so awesome and then people are all like yah better listen to riley and then everyone is all whom what the hell is that and it spreads and no one learns and everyone else forgets and then the world falls to shit and blogs the world over reflect the decline of american intelligence and it's all your fault, then how will you feel?
ReplyDeleteWay to go on the interview, though.
yes - indeed, when the readability of casual writing is the point and not the correctness of the randomly and contrived and antiquated rules of grammar then who and whom can be, nay should be, interchanged - no one would ever say, "Guess whom I just interviewed?" No One.
ReplyDeleteWhom are you kidding?
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