Guess who I just interviewed!
Amy Tan - you know, the author? Joy Luck Club? hello?
Anyway it was cool as shit - shit in Antarctica bitches.
For the full interview read PULP or some shit
Idiots
Forgive me for inventing the "Blog." So many people (not me of course, or the bug, or some other people - but you know, most people ) have such shitty blogs that I now fear the wrath of a million sinning wannabe "writers" who think people give a fuck about what happened to them at the "Walmarts," or how their dog talks to flies, or overbearing spouses, or people who use too many commas. Now that my invention is completely out of control, I have to go around the world poking peoples' eyes out whilst simultaneously cutting off their fingers to prevent the further corruption of my invention . Please stand by for eye-poking-outing and finger-chopping-offing. If you don't see me in the next 48 hours, please cut your own fingers off, AFTER poking out your own eyes. Please people, this is important, if you cut your fingers off first, the poking of the eyes will be extremely difficult. Until then, there is a slight chance of redemption . If you must keep...
WHOM fucking fuck this shit is so lame when you go on about all your supposably and then you're all my grammar is so awesome and then people are all like yah better listen to riley and then everyone is all whom what the hell is that and it spreads and no one learns and everyone else forgets and then the world falls to shit and blogs the world over reflect the decline of american intelligence and it's all your fault, then how will you feel?
ReplyDeleteWay to go on the interview, though.
yes - indeed, when the readability of casual writing is the point and not the correctness of the randomly and contrived and antiquated rules of grammar then who and whom can be, nay should be, interchanged - no one would ever say, "Guess whom I just interviewed?" No One.
ReplyDeleteWhom are you kidding?
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