WHOM fucking fuck this shit is so lame when you go on about all your supposably and then you're all my grammar is so awesome and then people are all like yah better listen to riley and then everyone is all whom what the hell is that and it spreads and no one learns and everyone else forgets and then the world falls to shit and blogs the world over reflect the decline of american intelligence and it's all your fault, then how will you feel?
yes - indeed, when the readability of casual writing is the point and not the correctness of the randomly and contrived and antiquated rules of grammar then who and whom can be, nay should be, interchanged - no one would ever say, "Guess whom I just interviewed?" No One.
To Anonymous, Grow some balls and revel yourself if you're going to post "consumer whore" on this here blog. Also, the irony is you have a computer if you're reading this shit and you have Internet access, so I guess you're also a consumer whore. Do you live in a hut that you built yourself? On Walden pond? In Concord? You fucking hypocrite. Do you eat only food you grow yourself? I thought not. Hop in your Land Cruiser and go buy a pound of used clothes at the Goodwill and shut the fuck up. Meanwhile, I'll go to Starbucks and have a Venti Mocha. ps Thanks for giving me something to rant about.
Faithful readers will remember my beloved Hobo Juice. It is a legitimate drink called a Calimocho, (very popular in Spain and parts of S. America) which is a mixed drink of red wine and Coke or diet Coke, on ice, in a tumbler. Freaking YUM! Anyway, the next big thing in mixology, maybe the next big thing in the history of all things that are vital to the universe, maybe the single greatest gift to humanity, or at least in the top five is a new drink very similar to a Brass Monkey (malt liquor with a splash of orange juice) is the ghetto mimosa, or the rattlesnake, or POR, or just an Orange Ribbon. That's right. PBR and orange juice! Ta Da. It is sofa king good . You really can't beat it for a refreshing summer time trip to heaven. In a pint glass, pour >2 oz. of orange juice and top off with an ice-cold can of PBR and enjoy. I am "officially" naming this drink an ORANGE RIBBON (trademark, patent pending). So, the next time you go to a bar, say "I'll hav...
WHOM fucking fuck this shit is so lame when you go on about all your supposably and then you're all my grammar is so awesome and then people are all like yah better listen to riley and then everyone is all whom what the hell is that and it spreads and no one learns and everyone else forgets and then the world falls to shit and blogs the world over reflect the decline of american intelligence and it's all your fault, then how will you feel?
ReplyDeleteWay to go on the interview, though.
yes - indeed, when the readability of casual writing is the point and not the correctness of the randomly and contrived and antiquated rules of grammar then who and whom can be, nay should be, interchanged - no one would ever say, "Guess whom I just interviewed?" No One.
ReplyDeleteWhom are you kidding?
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