Mac v PC
A lot has been written about the battle between Macs and PC - everyone has seen the stupid commercials that prey upon t he wannbe hipster who wished they were a graphic designer or some other rock star type job , meanwhile portraying the PC as a stodgy old fucker who is clearly out of touch and a McCain/Palin supporter-douch bag. So here you go people - Macs Suck Big Donkey Balls You heard me Macs Suck They suck as hard as a drunk prom date they suck at everything I know from first hand experience. I have three PC laptops (don't ask why I have three - one Toshiba, one HP and one Dell all of them Windows based from Windows 98 to Vista all of them at least $400 cheaper than a Mac equivalent) I have also had a mac book pearl and now am the sorry fucking owner of a $1200 piece of shit iMac. The programs I download and install aren't there when I restart the thing - it won't burn a CD without creating two or three CD drink coasters first. It freezes when it runs into something ...
That looks like my dreams. Like when I get lost walking home from grade school and go swimming in leaves and then wake up on top of a building and fall off the ledge and have to remind myself that it's a dream and to fall in slow motion so I can just go to a different scene so I don't get enveloped by asphalt and concrete because that would make me wake up and be mad that my new cat is pouncing on my in my sleep and that's why my dreams are all weird tonight.
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