Idiots
Forgive me for inventing the "Blog." So many people (not me of course, or the bug, or some other people - but you know, most people ) have such shitty blogs that I now fear the wrath of a million sinning wannabe "writers" who think people give a fuck about what happened to them at the "Walmarts," or how their dog talks to flies, or overbearing spouses, or people who use too many commas. Now that my invention is completely out of control, I have to go around the world poking peoples' eyes out whilst simultaneously cutting off their fingers to prevent the further corruption of my invention . Please stand by for eye-poking-outing and finger-chopping-offing. If you don't see me in the next 48 hours, please cut your own fingers off, AFTER poking out your own eyes. Please people, this is important, if you cut your fingers off first, the poking of the eyes will be extremely difficult. Until then, there is a slight chance of redemption . If you must keep...
That looks like my dreams. Like when I get lost walking home from grade school and go swimming in leaves and then wake up on top of a building and fall off the ledge and have to remind myself that it's a dream and to fall in slow motion so I can just go to a different scene so I don't get enveloped by asphalt and concrete because that would make me wake up and be mad that my new cat is pouncing on my in my sleep and that's why my dreams are all weird tonight.
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