Oh wait, here it is.
Summer is here
That means it's time for some serious medical information. Do you suffer from SBS ? Millions do, you could be one of them! SBS , or Sweaty Ball Syndrome , affects many unsuspecting men every summer . As the temperature rises, so do the chances that YOU could get SBS . "Last year, I got SBS so bad I couldn't even walk," claims Tad Fresher, a local man employed as the photo-finish operator at the turtle races. What can be done? you're wondering. Not much - as it is, even in the cooler months, men are afflicted with SBS . With the rise in temperature, it's inevitable that more will suffer. "My balls sweat - period, day or night, hot weather be dammed, they frikkin sweat year-round" exclaimed Feelmi SacDuWrink , an exchange student finishing his undergrad in Digital Environmental Bio-fusion.
That looks like my dreams. Like when I get lost walking home from grade school and go swimming in leaves and then wake up on top of a building and fall off the ledge and have to remind myself that it's a dream and to fall in slow motion so I can just go to a different scene so I don't get enveloped by asphalt and concrete because that would make me wake up and be mad that my new cat is pouncing on my in my sleep and that's why my dreams are all weird tonight.
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