Now is where (or "when" you picky fuckers) I go on and on about how the summer flew by and I didn't do shit. Those of you who have to work all the time - otherwise known as chumps - will give me no quarter but who cares? I mean whom cares? Ok, so I did some writing, not just for this piece of shit blog, but for a legit paper that those cool kids know about and read and love and... But other than play in the city tourney, and teach a creative writing class, work a wine festival in Paonia , spank it, and invent the internet, I didn't do shit. Not that I didn't want to be more productive, but I feel that the Earth's gravitational pull is especially strong in my ass. In fact, right now I have a team of scientists studying the phenomena. They are calling it " Culo Magnetico " - (yes they're Mexican scientists, you fucking racists). Sure, I discussed the coming armageddon, but seriously, who didn't? So I know you're all on the edge of you ...
That looks like my dreams. Like when I get lost walking home from grade school and go swimming in leaves and then wake up on top of a building and fall off the ledge and have to remind myself that it's a dream and to fall in slow motion so I can just go to a different scene so I don't get enveloped by asphalt and concrete because that would make me wake up and be mad that my new cat is pouncing on my in my sleep and that's why my dreams are all weird tonight.
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