Rico Amore Presents

Dear Dummkopfs, Why did you make a passenger side mirror that tilts down when in reverse? This may be the worst feature in what I assure you is a long, long list. So when I try to back into a spot and use the mirrors, I can only see what the ground looks like and not the spot in to which I am trying to get. Perhaps too many miles biking around Bavaria. A cigarette and some sausage made a compound that caused this lapse in thought. Some street pretzel found its way to disrupt the engineer long enough to make what may be the biggest blunder in automotive history? Whatever the reason may be, the consternation it has caused is already more than what a human should bear. Sincerely, Rico 

holy shit thats a long time for a electronic repository of what could be argued is mostly unreadable garbage but may as well keep it going

i almost forgot how fun it is to be vulgar so go fucking get some coffee and piss yourself with a huge dong

This is the burning I am a man on fire trapped by these walls that i built no time for remorse or regret but there should be if not how to keep going in any direction especially this one it may be that it's too late to change this path this destruction and days and months float by mostly unnoticed wondering if they were noticed if it would matter likely not it seems to be far too late too much passed too many ends that will never meet only a sadist would want to revisit an old idea a stale thought

Not sure why it's not like I'm busy I guess just lazy. Overall not much to mention.

This was my cousin for the majority of my childhood. I still find it hilarious.

Having a great night with some great people. Hashtag awesome

Door is a place called fat cats. I would play with my friend Sean for hours. It was great. You walked down a flight of stairs and there were no windows and the back was kinda scary and creepy but it was inexpensive and awesome. The quality of the tables was acceptable and you could bring your own beer.

Like a fucking boss

Not 1871

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Hello fuck faces. Merry Christmas. I'm alone on Christmas at the ear inn. In new York . Est 1871.   As it should be.

The  people at cottonelle really understand me. Sometimes I think how if I didn't have toilet paper I would wipe my ass with a puppy.

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I have two towels. One soft and one rough. Thats ok cuz sometimes I like it rough

been gone awhile but now im back

people were hip to life of riley - so fuckem those bastards can suck it i realize the irony of posting a personal diary on the muthafucking internet for the whole world to see but it was  - for the most part  - fucking anonymous not no mo so like i said - fuckem so dear reader - don't tell anyone about this you goddamm blabbermouths - what we do is secret (like that bad ass movie) it's not for everyone most people would be offended some of the people who would be offended (and therefore suk cox) include: white people - they ruin everything just ask the Sioux jews - hollywood sux big cox mexicans - not all mexicans - someone has to make burritos chakonkys - mostly awesome - some confusion about whether to read a book or steal it old people - i'm surprised they can even work the fucking internet young people - they too dumb to gets my humor n shit, fart, dick, balls fat people - they be all eatin all the time an thay keyboard be all greasy and sticky cuz all t...

So you decided to get yo poke on  who you gonna poke? hmmmm so many choices Cowgirls? Yeehaw-yeah!  If Stetsons, Justin boots, and Wrangler butts drive you nuts, then welcome to paradise amigo. It only gets better when you start a little county line dancing or two-stepping with all the fine ladies from neighboring states. It’s called Reverse Cowgirl for a reason since these chicks are gonna be looking for a real man and by real I mean drives a truck, wears boots, chews, has a belt buckle the size of your face. If you’re sporting Armani, you’ll be bustin your mutton before you hook up with one of these heifers. “Wanna come over later and see my horse?” Gangsta girls? Por que no?  I gots my Dickies, my Locs, rollin in my ’64 and there might even be a tattoo on my neck – orale! For sure the Latina Nation will be in tha 719 and you better be ready for fun homie cuz these ladies will be lookin for someone to dance with, walk the Midway, win her teddy bears and buy her ...